Doggy Style

Look, when I said you could tie me up and treat me badly, this wasn’t really what I had in mind.

If You Can’t Control Yourself, You Deserve The Hangover

It appeared that Annabella had enjoyed herself last night.  At least she had made it home this year, which was an improvement on last year.  At least she’d managed not to lose her keys.  At least she’d made it halfway in the front door.  Maybe next year she’d make it all the way inside.

Happy New Year!  Good luck in 2011!

Not-So-Secret After All

Secret Santa givers were supposed to be a mystery.  Kevin could tell immediately by the shitty wrap job and pathetic bow that his gift was from Peanut.  Everybody knew the monkey couldn’t decently wrap a present to save his life.

It’s the thought that counts.  Merry Christmas, everyone!

The Difference Between Pilates And Pirates Is An “Arrrrgh”

Puff and Annabella were serious about trying to get in shape, but these core workouts had proven to be a little more challenging than Puff had anticipated.

Deep (Sea) Tissue Massage

Finally, after months of hard work and a lifetime of dreaming, Larry was beginning to make his goal of becoming a successful massage therapist a reality.  It had taken some time to convince anyone to be his first client, as most people were wary of his impressive claws.  Luckily, many had discovered that behind Larry’s big pinchers, there was a delicate and skilled technique that put them quickly at ease.  Annabella was not the first to succumb to deep relaxation and an almost hypnosis-like submission to his touch.

Sigh… It’s So Hard To Be Us…

Pinky and Annabella had tired themselves out after a rough day of antiquing and shopping in Old Town.  It was so taxing trying to find that perfect vintage drawer-pull for Pinky’s kitchen, and so harrowing to figure out which designer handbag would go perfectly with Annabella’s dress for the gala.  Now it was time to sit down, drink a latte, and determine which of the men passing by had enough money to keep them in the lap of luxury.

But It’s 50 Degrees Out There Today

Now listen to me, young lady, when you’re my age, you’ll care more about staying warm than looking cool.

When You Said Whirlpool, I Thought You Meant Jacuzzi

This was so not what Annabella had in mind when the girls suggested a spa day.

This Time Of Year Really Gets To People (And Bears)

Oh dear. The holiday season had only just begun, and already it seemed the stress had gotten to Annabella.

The Pie Thief

Dammit. They hadn’t even had dinner yet and somebody had already tucked into the pie. Tim suspected Annabella. That bitch could never wait until dessert.