Quack’s parents had given him Risk for Christmas a couple years ago, but Porko Puerco kept refusing to play with him. Finally, after months of begging, Porko agreed to give the game a try. It would be the first and last time he would play Risk. He was going crazy. This game took forever.
With thanks to Stephen Pastis, who is the greatest comic artist ever (since Gary Larson and Bill Watterson retired).