Well, this certainly was embarrassing. Taking a leisurely walk in the country, Kevin had been struck by the sudden urge to climb a tree and experience that sense of freedom and adventure he’d always gotten when he was a kid. Now he was stuck. What would be worse? To call one his friends to help him out, and have them laugh mercilessly at his plight, or to jump and hope he didn’t break any limbs? Oh, what a predicament. The next time this cursed tree-climbing urge struck, he was going to have to remember that he was no young cub anymore. That childlike sense of freedom and adventure? Best left to the children, he thought.
This Is What Happens When You Domesticate Wild Animals22 03 2010