This was so aggravating. The stupid soda machine had taken Gunda Bear’s money, but had not dispensed the tasty beverage he wanted. He had phoned the “For Service” number posted on the side of the machine, but gotten fed up after being on hold for fifteen minutes and eventually hung up. Kicking the machine didn’t work either, as it was far bigger and heavier than Gunda, and only served to give him a nice bruise on his toe. Soda Machine: One. Gunda Bear: Zero.
He Doesn’t Need The Empty Calories, Anyway20 04 2010