Darlene had spent the entire day lying on the couch blowing her nose and watching reruns of Desperate Housewives on Lifetime. She hated being sick (doesn’t everyone), but she was especially peeved about all the nose-blowing. Her nostils were beginning to chafe (those tissues with lotion and aloe made it less bad, but didn’t eliminate the problem entirely), and she really had to wonder where all the snot came from. No matter how many times she blew out her sinuses, two minutes later there was more snot. She had to have blown out an entire head’s worth of the stuff by now. Gross.
Boogerface17 05 2010