Larry felt terrible about accidentally breaking Tim’s umbrella, but not so much because of the actual umbrella (which was easily replaced), but because he knew he’d be hearing about it for a long time. It wasn’t even raining today, but Tim was already complaining about how much this would inconvenience him. Tim could hold a wicked grudge. Larry would probably have to buy him a lot of beer to get him to shut up, which would probably end up costing more than the umbrella.
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