Blackberry generally liked Gunda Bear, and for the most part thought he was a good roommate, although once in a while he couldn’t help but be bitter that Gunda, as a natural blonde, seemed to enjoy certain perks and privileges that he himself didn’t get. Blackberry was stuck as the perpetual wingman when they went out, while the girls flocked around Gunda and laughed at his jokes. When they traveled, bellmen and airport attendants carried Gunda’s luggage (for free!) while Blackberry struggled to keep up with his own Samsonites. But this, well, this was really unfair. He was sure that Gunda dirtied the bath just as much as he did, but since his lighter fur wasn’t as visible as Blackberry’s own dark fur clogging the drain, he somehow was stuck scrubbing the tub on his own. Goddammit. Apparently blondes had more fun and did less chores.
He Never Does Dishes, Either3 06 2010