Mr. Squishy really, really wanted Bear to come with him and participate in his live-action role-playing games. Well, truth be told, Mr. Squishy wanted anyone to come with him, but Bear was the only friend who would even so much as think about it. Bear himself was a bit dubious about donning a ridiculous costume and running around in the woods with a plastic sword, figuring it was the first step down the path to total geekdom. Sure, you start out pretending to swordfight, then the next thing you know, you’re playing Dungeons and Dragons with bespectacled, lispy teenagers on Saturday nights and building a model Hogwarts in your basement out of popsicle sticks. He felt bad for Mr. Squishy though, who so badly wanted a friend to play with him. Alright, Bear conceded, just this once, as long as Mr. Squishy promised never to tell anyone, ever.
I Am Deathtooth The Destructor!7 07 2010