Mrs. Poopmonster had always been an atheist. She had never expected that Jesus would appear to her on the discount holiday shelf while she was perusing the after-Christmas sales. Or that he would be so sparkly.
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So has Mrs. Poopmonster converted?
To this day, I regret that I did not bring Sparkly Jesus home from the Borders with me. He would have made an excellent H-Less Wonderer. The others would have been very appreciative of his wine-making capabilities.
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