Once again, Quack’s Napoleon complex was proving exasperating to Porko Puerco. It seemed that Quack believed it would be a good idea for them to purchase a Jeep Wrangler, and not just any Jeep Wrangler, but a Special Edition Call of Duty: Black Ops Jeep Wrangler. Porko didn’t even know that there were vehicles designed to go with violent video games, but he certainly knew that they did not need a Jeep. For one thing, they had nowhere to park it, and for another, neither one of them even had a driver’s license. Moreover, Porko felt that to own such an unnecessary vehicle in the middle of the city where they lived just indicated that you were a total douchebag.
Porko Puerco would probably prefer the hawgs at the motorcycle expo.