I Really Don’t Understand Why This Is Popular

26 11 2011

Okay, so he had finally tried this “planking” thing.  Maybe he’d been a little late to hop on the bandwagon, but now that he had tried it, Elmo still didn’t get why people insisted on carrying on this stupid trend.  Oh yay, I can lay flat on things that aren’t meant to be laid on, then I can post the picture on the internet and pretend I’m cool.  Whoop-dee-freakin’-doo.  All Elmo really understood was that this was uncomfortable and he was getting dirty.





Begorrah

18 11 2011

Every Friday, Lucky treats his co-workers to a new “Irish Proverb of the Week.”  This week’s wisdom is, “There are other ways of killing a pig than by choking it with butter.”  It’s complete nonsense, but he can say anything with that accent of his and everyone thinks it’s clever and charming.