All I Really Want Is A House And A Car. And Maybe Someone To Drive Me Around In Said Car. Which Will Be A Bentley.

10 08 2012

Sometimes Kermit put in winning numbers, even though they weren’t his, just to see the little winner’s box pop up on the screen and dream of what he would do with the jackpot.  He knew he should have learned his lesson by now and stopped buying lottery tickets, because he did realize that he was basically throwing his money away, but every time he vowed that he would quit next week, he’d win a modest amount and get hooked again.  Winning 10 bucks was still winning, right?  Kermit always said that it wasn’t easy being green, but he imagined it was probably pretty damn easy having a lot of it.