#selfiesunday

10 11 2013

Princess’ massive schnozz does not make for attractive selfies.  But that doesn’t stop her from posting them anyway.

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#Natitude

11 10 2012

There’s no witty story today.  Instead, we dedicate this post to the Washington Nationals, who need to win tonight to stay in the playoffs.  And we LOVE the Washington Nationals.  So much so that we named the white Let-Teddy-Win bear Danny Esbearnosa, after our second baseman, who is also from California and kinda Hispanic, like us.  Go Nationals!  Natitude!  Get your red on!  BEAT THE CARDINALS!  STAY IN IT, BOYS!  WE LOVE YOU!





The Great Lighting Debacle Of 2010

23 12 2010

As Princess struggled to contain her embarrassment and indignation, Larry tried desperately to suppress a fit of helpless giggling.  He suspected that other people did not have the same trouble hanging Christmas lights that she did.  Seriously, the girl was a disaster when it came to holiday decorating.  This was even funnier than that time she had tried to carve a jack-o-lantern and ended up with mushed pumpkin in her ears. 





Diet Schmiet

22 07 2010

Ugh.  You eat healthy and exercise for months, manage to lose a few pounds, and then one long weekend of eating and drinking with friends ruins your good efforts and you put it all back on again.  How frustrating.





Fasten Your Seat Belts

24 06 2010

Princess had failed her driver’s test the first time around, and she wasn’t feeling a whole lot better the second time around.  She had screwed up royally the first time, making a right turn on a red light where it was specifically posted “No Turn On Red.”  She wasn’t sure if it was nerves, or the fact that the sign had been mostly obscured by tree branches, but either way, she hadn’t even made it around the block.  Did you know that when you disobey a traffic sign, they don’t even let you finish the end of the test?  They just direct you back to the parking lot of the DMV, which in Princess’ case was only half a block behind her.  Today was her second time attempting to pass, and she really didn’t want to have to come back again for a third time.  Confidence was not her strong point, and neither, it seemed, was driving.





Eight.

28 04 2010

That’s how many H-less Wonder characters it takes to change a lightbulb.





He Has A Third What?

23 04 2010

Wow.  Mr. Squishy knew tons of juicy gossip.  Now that he mentioned it, Quack and Porco Puerco did seem to have a different sort of relationship.  Annabella did seem kind of loopy a lot of the time, maybe she was on some sort of mood-altering substance.  And she could certainly believe that Elmo had been caught poking around in his girlfriend’s naughty drawer.  Hmm.  Princess wasn’t sure how Mr. Squishy knew any of this, or if it was true, but it made her wonder what he might be saying about her when she had her back turned.  She sure hoped he didn’t know about that one time in Cancun….