The H-Less Wonder Goes to the Washington Auto Show: Call of Duty: Black Ops Jeep Wrangler Edition

2 02 2011

Once again, Quack’s Napoleon complex was proving exasperating to Porko Puerco.  It seemed that Quack believed it would be a good idea for them to purchase a Jeep Wrangler, and not just any Jeep Wrangler, but a Special Edition Call of Duty: Black Ops Jeep Wrangler.  Porko didn’t even know that there were vehicles designed to go with violent video games, but he certainly knew that they did not need a Jeep.  For one thing, they had nowhere to park it, and for another, neither one of them even had a driver’s license.  Moreover, Porko felt that to own such an unnecessary vehicle in the middle of the city where they lived just indicated that you were a total douchebag.