Heeeeeeelp Meeeeeee

21 05 2010

Please get me out of this hellhole.  Have you seen the conditions I have to suffer through?  For every square foot of living space, there are about four of us, and let me tell you, not all of my roommates bathe on a regular basis.  (“Oh, but I’ve licked myself all over.  That’s how we cats clean ourselves.”)  There is absolutely no privacy whatsoever, and there are always children running around screaming their heads off.  I’m telling you, it’s like a jungle in here.  Save me, I beg of you.

Advertisements