The H-Less Wonder Goes to the Washington Auto Show: Cadillac Urban Luxury Concept Edition

15 02 2011

Oooohhhh yeeeaaahhhh.  I’d like to put all eight of my hands all over that baby.  The car’s not bad, either.

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The H-Less Wonder Goes to the Washington Auto Show: Mercedes Convertible Edition

9 02 2011

As Tim sat perched on this gorgeous red Mercedes, staring wistfully at the smooth leather interior, he wondered if he were old enough to have a mid-life crisis.  This car would be the perfect ride to help him recapture his lost youth.  And pick up chicks.





The H-Less Wonder Goes to the Washington Auto Show: Vintage Fiat Edition

5 02 2011

Omg!  This car was SO cute!  Darlene wanted one SO badly.  Never mind that it was so small you couldn’t fit so much as a suitcase or a even a large watermelon in it, it was undeniably adorable.  Never mind that she’d never be able to afford such a well-kept vintage car, she wanted it.  WANTED it.  How could you not want this little ray of vehicular sunshine?  It was SOOO cute!!!





The H-Less Wonder Goes to the Washington Auto Show: Call of Duty: Black Ops Jeep Wrangler Edition

2 02 2011

Once again, Quack’s Napoleon complex was proving exasperating to Porko Puerco.  It seemed that Quack believed it would be a good idea for them to purchase a Jeep Wrangler, and not just any Jeep Wrangler, but a Special Edition Call of Duty: Black Ops Jeep Wrangler.  Porko didn’t even know that there were vehicles designed to go with violent video games, but he certainly knew that they did not need a Jeep.  For one thing, they had nowhere to park it, and for another, neither one of them even had a driver’s license.  Moreover, Porko felt that to own such an unnecessary vehicle in the middle of the city where they lived just indicated that you were a total douchebag.